Futurama

"So You're Going To Die..."

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††††† TAMMY CORIZIS

††††† 11 GEORGIA†††††††††††††††††††††††

†††† POINTE-CLAIRE††††††††††

†††† QUEBEC

†††† H9R-5V7

†††† CANADA

 

†††† PHONE # (514) 697-0917

 

†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† TELEPLAY BY

†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† TAMMY CORIZIS

 

†††† LITEARY AGENT

 

†††† Terry Chase Chenowith

 

†††† 4822 Hollow Corner Rd. #277

 

†††† Culver City, CA. 90230

 

††††

†††† _______________________________________________

 

†††† FADE IN:

 

†††† INT. PLANET EXPRESS - DAY.

 

†††† FRY ENTERS CARRYING BOXES.

 

†††† ANDREA AND BENDER WATCH WITH THEIR ARMS

†††† CROSSED.

 

††††††††† ††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† So Bender, you going to that

 

††††††††† Rave tonight?

 

†††† FRY DROPS HIS BOXES, SHOCKED.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Thereís a Rave?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† You didnít know? Sheesh, where

 

††††††††† have you been?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Iíve been busy working my ass††††

 

††††††††† off the past week. (Miserably)

 

††††††††† Andrea has it easy because itís

 

††††††††† her birthday.

 

†††† LEELA AND PROFESSOR FRANSWORTH ENTER

†††† BLOWING STREAMERS.

 

†††† BOTH ARE WEARING PARTY HATS.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

 

††††††††† Happy twenty fourth birthday

 

††††††††† Andrea!

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Thatís not until tomorrow...

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

 

††††††††† Around here we like to do

 

††††††††† things in advance.

††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Cool, cool...

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

 

††††††††† So, how does it feel to finally

 

††††††††† be twenty four?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† I donít feel any different...

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† I donít think youíre supposed to

 

††††††††† feel any different just because††

††††

††††††††† youíre turning one year older...

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Do I look twenty four?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† No. You still look twenty three.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Starting tomorrow, I can finally

 

††††††††† get a job!

 

FADE TO BLACK:

 

†††† (OPENING THEME SONG AND ANIMATION FOR

†††† FUTURAMA PLAYS)

 

†††† EXT. STREET - DAY.

 

†††† ANDREA WALKS WITH BENDER AND FRY.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Twenty four... Wow! How does it

 

††††††††† feel?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

†††††††††

††††††††† (Annoyed) Itís not my birthday

††††

††††††††† yet!

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Well, Leela did say that they do

 

††††††††† everything in advance around here.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Yeah, so TECHNICALLY, you are now

 

††††††††† twenty four years old.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

††††

††††††††† (Carelessly) Yeah, sure, fine,

 

††††††††† whatever.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

†††††††††

††††††††† (As he takes out a poster) So

 

††††††††† Fry, are you gonna go to the

 

††††††††† Rave or not? Iím taking Andrea...

 

††††††††† Itís a birthday present. Meet some

 

††††††††† guys, chill...

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

†††††††††

††††††††† (Sarcastically) Sounds like you

 

††††††††† guys will be having a blast.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Donít tell me theyíre making you

 

††††††††† work on my birthday...

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† (Sadly) Yep.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† That sucks!

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Yeah! That sucks!

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Look, this is something that I

 

††††††††† have to do. Iíve gotta deliver

 

††††††††† this package to Venus.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Hmm... Men are from Mars...

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Women are from Venus.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† (Gasps) Youíre seeing someone

††††

††††††††† on Venus, arenít you? (Sniffs)

 

††††††††† Fry how could you?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† (Comforting Andrea) There, there...

†††††††††

††††††††† (To Fry) Shame on you!

 

†††† †††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Iím not seeing ANYONE from Venus.

 

††††††††† Theyíre all freaks!

 

†††† AN OLD LADY CARRYING A CANE APPROACHES

†††† FRY.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† OLD LADY

 

††††††††† Iím from Venus.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Freak.

 

†††† THE OLD LADY HITS BENDER WITH HER CANE,

†††† THEN LEAVES WHISTLING INNOCENTLY.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† See Andrea? What did I tell you?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Fine, I believe you.

 

†††† FRY PUTS HIS HANDS ON ANDREAíS SHOULDERS.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† I really have to make this

 

††††††††† delivery. I want you to go with

 

††††††††† Bender to that Rave and have the

 

††††††††† time of your life.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Be miserable? Okay, great! I can

 

††††††††† do that.

 

†††† ANDREA WALKS AWAY.

 

†††† FRY LEANS IN CLOSE TO BENDER AND WHISPERS:

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† I want you to make sure she has

 

††††††††† a good time.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

†††††††††

††††††††† (Salutes) Yes sir! But what if

 

††††††††† I wanna go mingle?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Take Andrea with you. Just make

 

††††††††† sure she doesnít get into bed

 

††††††††† with anybody. Guys that go to

 

††††††††† Raveís are usually drunks. Hey,

 

††††††††† I have an idea! Pretend youíre

 

††††††††† Andreaís boyfriend.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† A robot dating a human? Wonít

 

††††††††† that look a little weird?

††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† I guess so. But if people see

 

††††††††† that youíre her boyfriend, they

††††††††† wonít go near her. Understand?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† I read you loud and clear.

††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Good. I have to go to work now.

 

††††††††† Itís a two day trip to Venus you

 

††††††††† know.

†††††††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Well, see you around Fry.

 

CUT TO:

 

†††† INT. FRANSWORTHíS SHIP - DAY.

††††

†††† FRY ENTERS CARRYING HIS CARGo.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

††††††††† (To Leela) What are we delivering

 

††††††††† anyways?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

 

††††††††† I donít know. Somebody told me

 

††††††††† that it was Top Secret.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Top Secret, eh?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

 

††††††††† Fry, donít even think about

 

††††††††† opening that crate. You donít

 

††††††††† know what could be lurking

 

††††††††† inside it.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

†††††††††

††††††††† (Innocently) Oh... I wonít --

 

†††† LEELA TURNS HER BACK TO FRY.

 

†††† FRY GOES TO OPEN THE CRATE BUT, LEELA

†††† SMACKS HIS HAND AWAY.

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

†††††††††

††††††††† (Warnfully) Fry!

 

FADE TO BLACK:

 

†††† INT. BAR - DAY.

 

†††† BENDER SITS WITH ANDREA, IN HIS HAND,

†††† HE HOLDS A SHEET OF PAPER AND A PENCIL.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Okay, so, you suspect Fry is

 

††††††††† having an affair on Venus with

 

††††††††† some other chick?

 

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Yep.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† And you obviously donít like

 

††††††††† the fact that heís going.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA†††

 

††††††††† Correct.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Iím sure girls are from Mars

 

††††††††† and men are from Venus.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Well, you know what they say,

 

††††††††† when under Venus, look for a --

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BAR TENDER†††

†††††††††

††††††††† (To Andrea) Hey, I happen to be

 

††††††††† from Venus.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Thatís nice but weíre not

††††††††† talking about you. Weíre talking

 

††††††††† about my boyfriend, Fry.

 

††††††††† ††††††††††††† BAR TENDER

 

††††††††† What about him?

††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Well, I think he might be

 

††††††††† having an affair with someone

 

††††††††† on Venus.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BAR TENDER

 

††††††††† So, your boyfriend is gay.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Canít be. I know Fry like the

 

††††††††† back of my hand.

 

†††† BENDER SEES A DROP OF OIL ON HIS LEFT

†††† HAND.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER (CONíT)

 

††††††††† What the hell is that?!

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† My boyfriend is not gay! He

 

††††††††† wouldnít be dating me then!

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BAR TENDER

 

††††††††† There are only men on Venus.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Ha!

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Well, my Aunt Leela has a lot

 

††††††††† to look forward to... Poor Fry.

††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Yeah -- (Carelessly) Poor Fry.

 

CUT TO:

 

†††† INT. PLANET EXPERSS - DAY.

 

†††† AMY AND PROFESSOR FRANSWORTH HANG UP

†††† BANNERS AND BIRTHDAY DECORATIONS.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† AMY

 

††††††††† Wow, this is Andreaís first

 

††††††††† year here with us.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRANSWORTH

 

††††††††† Yes. I hope Leela and Fry get

 

††††††††† back soon. I have no intension

 

††††††††† of making that birthday cake

 

††††††††† all by myself.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† AMY

 

††††††††† How hard can making a birthday

 

††††††††† cake be?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRANSWORTH

 

††††††††† Why donít we just go buy one?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† AMY

††††

††††††††† Do you think Andrea will be

 

††††††††† able to tell the difference?

†††††††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRABSWORTH

†††††††††

††††††††† (Carelessly) Who cares. At

 

††††††††† least she gets a cake.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† AMY

 

††††††††† Good point.

 

CUT TO:

 

†††† INT. BAKERY - DAY.

 

†††† AMY AND FRANSWORTH ENETR THE BAKERY.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRABSWORTH

 

††††††††† Letís get her a chocolate

 

††††††††† covered moose cake.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† AMY

 

††††††††† Thatís TOO much chocolate.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRANSWORTH

 

††††††††† Chocolate chip?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† AMY

 

††††††††† Now THAT I know sheíll like.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRANSWORTH

 

††††††††† Good, because Iím not changing

 

††††††††† it even if she doesnít like it.

 

†††† THE OWNER OF THE BAKERY PUTS A CAKE

†††† ON THE TABLE, THEN SPRINKLES IT WITH

†††† CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† AMY

 

††††††††† Hey, heís making one fresh out

 

††††††††† of the oven!

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRANSWORTH

 

††††††††† Letís grab that one.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† AMY

 

††††††††† Looks edable to me.

 

†††† AMY AND PROFESSOR FRANSWORTH APPROACH

†††† THE COUNTER AND GRAB THE CAKE.

††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRANSWORTH

 

††††††††† We need this cake.

 

†††† PROEFSSOR FRANSWORTH THROWS A TWENTY

†††† DOLLAR BILL ON THE COUNTER, THEN CLOSES

†††† THE BOX.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† AMY

††††

††††††††† Keep the change.

 

†††† AMY AND PROFESSOR FRANSWORTH LEAVE.

††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† BAKER

 

††††††††† No wait! That cake is not for

 

††††††††† sale! It is not from this part†††

 

††††††††† of the world!

 

†††† THE DOOR CLOSES.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BAKER (CONíT)

 

††††††††† Oh dear...

 

CUT TO:

 

†††† INT. FRANSWORTHíS SHIP - NIGHT.

 

†††† FRY SPEAKS TO ANDREA THROUGH A WRIST

††† COMMUNICATOR.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Hi Sweetie!

 

†††† ON FRYíS COMMUNICATOR, WE SEE ANDREA

†††† SITTING AT A BOOTH WITH BENDER.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Hey Fry. Are you almost there?

††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Well, we still have a few more

††††††††† light years to go. But donít

 

††††††††† worry, when I get back, Iím

 

††††††††† gonna throw you my own party

 

††††††††† you can invite whoever you want.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Cool, but um... I have some bad

 

††††††††† news for ya.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Good news first.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Men are from Venus, women are

††††††††† from Mars.

††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† What?! (Realizing) I mean...

 

††††††††† Really?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Yep. So tell Leela she has a

 

††††††††† lot to look forward to.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† So would you... If you were

 

††††††††† going to Mars that is.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† All right... And whatís the

 

††††††††† BAD news?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

††††††††† Everybody at the Rave thinks

 

††††††††† that Bender is my boyfriend!

 

††††††††† And Iíve made so many friends.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† THATíS bad news?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† It should be to you... Well,

 

††††††††† since Iím drunk I wouldnít really

 

††††††††† know... Chow!

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† No, wait! Sweetie! Put Bender

 

††††††††† on!

 

†††† THE COMMUNICATOR GOES STATIC.

 

†††† FRY ANGRILY SHUTS IT OFF.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY (CONíT)

 

††††††††† Damn it! I knew it was a bad

 

††††††††† idea.

 

CUT TO:

 

†††† INT. UNDERGROUND RAVE - NIGHT.

 

†††† ďTHATíS THE WAY, I LIKE ITĒ BLARES FROM

†††† A RADIO.

 

†††† EVERYBODY DANCES.

 

†††† ANDREA AND BENDER SIT AT A BAR, BOTH

†††† ARE DRUNK.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† When that clock strikes twelve,

††††††††† Iím gonna be twenty four!

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† And then weíre gonna score!

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Hey, that rhymed...

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER†††

††††

††††††††† Wanna take a drive later on? I

 

††††††††† can take you up this really

 

††††††††† romantic road.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Roods --

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Just remind me to stick to the

 

††††††††† speed limit.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Thatís another one of those

 

††††††††† freaky words.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Oh my God, Iím drunk...

 

†††† ANDREA TRIES TO WALK, BUT CANíT.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER (CONíT)

 

††††††††† So are you!

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Letís blow this Rave. I need

 

††††††††† some action.

†††† BENDER PULLS ANDREA INTO ANOTHER ROOM,

†††† THEN CLOSES THE DOOR.

 

†††† ANDREA COME SOUT A SECOND LATER, BUT

†††† IS PULLED BACK INTO THE ROOM AGAIN.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER (O.S.)

 

††††††††† Grr --

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA (O.S.)

††††††††† Hey!

 

CUT TO:

 

†††† INT. PLANET EXPRESS - THE NEXT DAY.

 

†††† AMY PLACES THE CAKE ON A TABLE

†††† SURROUNDED BY PRESENTS.

 

†††† FRY ENTERS WITH LEELA.

 

†††† BOTH ARE EXHAUSTED.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Somebody should really think

 

††††††††† about inventing a teleportation

 

††††††††† device.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

 

††††††††† Those arenít supposed to be

 

††††††††† invented until the year four

 

††††††††† thousand.

 

†††† FRY FALLS DOWN ON A NEARBY COUCH.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA (CONíT)

†††††††††

††††††††† (To Amy) Are Bender and Andrea

 

††††††††† here?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† AMY

 

††††††††† Well, theyd idnít come home

 

††††††††† last night.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

 

††††††††† (Surprised) They didnít?

 

†††† FRY IMMEDIATELY WAKES UP.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Oh my God! What if they got

 

††††††††† rapped? Or kidnapped? And

 

††††††††† itís all my fault because I

 

††††††††† wanted Andrea to have a good

 

††††††††† time on her birthday.

 

†††† ANDREA AND BENDER WALK IN.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Morning Fry.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† (Happily) Andrea!

 

†††† FRY HUGS ANDREA TIGHTLY.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Youíre cutting off my

 

††††††††† circulation!

 

†††† FRY LETS ANDREA GO, THEN GOES TO HUG

†††† BENDER BUT --

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Donít touch me...

 

†††† BENDER CROSSES HIS ARMS AS FRY BACKS

†††† AWAY.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Okay... Somebodyís pissed.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA†††

 

††††††††† Oooh, cake!

 

†††† ANDREA CUTS A PIECE OF CAKE.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† AMY

 

††††††††† Chocolate chip to be exact.

 

†††† ON ANDREA

 

†††† AS SHE TAKES A PIECE OF CAKE AND

†††† SAWLLOWS IT.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA†††

 

††††††††† Not bad.

 

†††† LEELA SPOTS A LABEL ON THE CAKE,

†††† THEN ANGRILY TURNS TO AMY.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

 

††††††††† (Angrily) Where did you get

 

††††††††† this?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† AMY

 

††††††††† At that new bakery that just

 

††††††††† opened up.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

 

††††††††† (Surprised) WHAT new bakery?

 

CUT TO:

 

†††† EXT. BAKERY - DAY.

 

†††† FEY, LEELA, AMY, ANDREA, AND PROFESSOR

†††† FRANSWORTH STAND IN FRONT OF A DESERTED

†††† ALLEY WAY.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† AMY

 

††††††††† Well, this is the place.

†††††††††

††††††††† (Realizing) Hey, where did the

 

††††††††† bakery go?

 

†††† EVERYBODY GASPS.

 

CUT TO:

 

†††† EXT, BAKERY - DAY. (2ND UNIT)

 

†††† A LOUD HOWL ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ALLEY.

 

†††† ANDREA GRABS ONTO FRY.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Kind of creepy.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

 

††††††††† Well, I donít see a bakery

 

††††††††† anywhere, do you?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† AMY

 

††††††††† What are you talking about?

 

††††††††† It was right here!

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRANSWORTH

 

††††††††† It WAS right here.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Iím feeling sick.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Did you eat a piece of that

††††††††† cake?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† No, I ate something from Venus.

 

††††††††† The King was holding a feast and

 

††††††††† Leela and I were apart of it. It

 

††††††††† was just steak though.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

 

††††††††† Thank God I didnít eat anything.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Maybe they poisoned you.

†††††††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Please, I delivered their food.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

 

††††††††† Well, it was Top Secret.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Iím gonna kill the guy that did

 

††††††††† this to you.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Well, itís too late now. Itís

 

††††††††† already being digested.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Maybe they fed you food poisoning.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Then we have to get Fry to a

 

††††††††† doctor, and fast.

CUT TO:

 

†††† INT. DOCTORíS OFFICE - DAY.

 

†††† FRY SITS WITH HIS SHIRT OFF.

††††

†††† ANDREA SITS ON A NEARBY CHAIR.

 

†††† A WORRIED LOOK RESTS ON HER FACE.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Andrea -- What if it really WAS

 

††††††††† poison?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Then they might have to cut you

 

††††††††† open and take it out.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Cool!

 

†††† A DOCTOR ENTERS CARRYING A CLIPBOARD.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† DOCTOR

 

††††††††† Fry...

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Thatís me.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† DOCTOR

 

††††††††† I know.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Oh.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† DOCTOR

 

††††††††† What seems to be the problem

 

††††††††† today?

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† My girlfriend thinks Iíve been

 

††††††††† poisoned.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Well, thatís what happens when

 

††††††††† you eat food from other planets.

 

††††††††† Especially when the secret

 

††††††††† ingrediant is... DEATH!

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Will you knock it off? I am NOT

 

††††††††† going to die!

 

†††† THE DOCTOR LISTENS TO FRYíS HEART.

 

†††† IT SOUNDS LIKE THE FUTURAMA THEME

†††† SONG AT FIRST.

 

†††† IT THEN GOES SLOWER.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† DOCTOR

 

††††††††† Mr. Fry, Iím afraid you have

 

††††††††† been poisoned.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

††††††††† WOO HOO!

 

†††† ANDREA LOOKS AT FRY, SHOCKED.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† You actually WANT to die?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Well, not REALLY. But I always

††††

††††††††† what it would be like to die...

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

†††††††††††††

††††††††† (Disgusted) Youíre sick.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† DOCTOR

 

††††††††† Ms. Andrews, can you step

††††††††† outside for a minute? I want

 

††††††††† to run a few tests on your

 

††††††††† boyfriend before you go to

 

††††††††† make sure.

††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† (Sadly) Mmm hmm...

 

†††† ANDREA LEAVES THE ROOM AND CLOSES THE

†††† DOOR.

 

†††† INT. WAITING ROOM - DAY.

 

†††† LEELA COMFORTS ANDREA AS SHE SITS ON

†††† A CHAIR NOT TOO FAR FROM THE DOCTORíS

†††† OFFICE.

 

†††† A CONCERNED LOOK RESTS ON HER FACE.

 

†††† BENDER APPROACHES ANDREA HOLDING A

†††† CUP OF COFFEE. SHE REJECTS IT.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Fine, more for me.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

 

††††††††† Bender, this isnít the time

 

††††††††† to joke around. Itís a time

 

††††††††† to be serious. Fryís life

 

 

††††††††† could be at stake. Itís

††††

††††††††† Andreaís birthday today and

 

††††††††† I donít think she needs all

 

††††††††† this extra attention right

 

††††††††† now.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Oh, and like YOU havenít left

 

††††††††† her alone lately.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† LEELA

 

††††††††† I am her aunt! She wants me

 

††††††††† here!

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† BENDER

 

††††††††† Fine, Iíll leave.

 

†††† ANDREA GRABS BENDER BY THE ARM.

 

†††† THE DOCTORíS DOOR OPENS AND EVERYONE

†††† GETS UP.

 

†††† FRY APPROACHES ANDREA, HE DOESNíT

†††† SEEM TO BE TOO HAPPY.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Fry --

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† I --

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† DOCTOR

 

††††††††† Miss Andrews, can you come with

 

††††††††† me a minute please?

 

†††† ANDREA FOLLOWS THE DOCTOR BEHIND A

†††† WALL.

 

†††† BENDER EVESDROPS.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† DOCTOR (CONíT)

 

††††††††† Your boyfriend is very sick.

 

††††††††† Iíve offered to give him an

 

††††††††† operation, but he refused.

††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† (Frantic) That stupid bastard!

 

††††††††† Heís always been stobborn.

†††††††††††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† DOCTOR

 

††††††††† So far, it isnít that serious.

 

††††††††† Since he only ate a little, it

 

††††††††† should digest properly and his

 

††††††††† pancrius should go down in a

 

††††††††† couple of days.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

†††††††††

††††††††† (Happily) Thatís good news, right?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† DOCTOR

 

††††††††† Yes. But if it doesnít, then

 

††††††††† Iím afraid heís going to die.

 

†††† ANDREA GASPS IN HORROR.

††††

††††††††††††††††††††††† DOCTOR (CONíT)

 

††††††††† Iím sorry Miss Andrews.

 

†††† THE DOCTOR LEAVES BEHIND A STUNNED

†††† ANDREA ON HIS WAY OUT.

 

FADE TO BLACK:

††††

†††† INT. WAITING ROOM - DAY.

 

†††† ANDREA COMES OUT, DEPRESSED.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

††††

††††††††† (Sadly) Well... I guess this is

 

††††††††† it.

 

†††† FRY PUTS HIS HAND ON ANDREAíS SHOULDER

†††† AS SHE TRIES TO HOLD BACK HER TEARS.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Oh, honey --

 

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† You always were a stubborn little

 

††††††††† bastard Fry. Why canít you just

 

††††††††† have the operation, Fry? You get a

 

††††††††† cool scar.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† What if they mess up and I end up

††††

††††††††† dying anyways?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

†††††††††

††††††††† I guess you have a point.

 

CUT TO:

 

†††† INT. FRYíS APARTMENT - NIGHT.

 

†††† FRY IS IN THE BATHROOM TOPLESS. HE ††

†††† LOOKS AT HIS STOMACH WHICH LOOKS A

†††† LITTL SWOLLON.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Eww -- Maybe I should have that

 

††††††††† operation to make Andrea feel a

 

††††††††† little better. She is taking this

 

††††††††† me dying thing a little too

 

††††††††† seriously. If there was going to

 

††††††††† be a day where I had to die, why

 

††††††††† did it have to be on Andreaís

 

††††††††† birthday?

 

†††† INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT.

 

†††† ANDREA EVESDROPS ON FRY AS HE SAYS

†††† HIS PRAYERS IN THE BATHROOM.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY (O.S.)

 

††††††††† Hey God... Itís me. Fry. (Sadly) I

 

††††††††† know I havenít been faithful, or

 

††††††††† LOYAL to anybody. Especially my

 

††††††††† girlfriend Andrea, but if you can

 

††††††††† find it in your heart to forgive

 

††††††††† me, youíll help me survive the

 

††††††††† night. Your loyal pal, Fry. PS,

††††

††††††††† I promise to never bother you

 

††††††††† this late again.

 

†††† FRY LEAVES THE BATHROOM AND HUGS

†††† ANDREA TIGHTLY.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Fry... If you donít pull through...

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Yeah?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† Can I have the apartment?

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† You little pest...

 

FADE TO BLACK:

 

†††† INT. FRYíS APARTMENT - DAY.

 

†††† ANDREA SLEEPS WITH FRY, WHO SLEEPS ON

†††† HIS SIDE. DROOL HANGS FROM HIS MOUTH.

 

†††† ANDREA BENDS DOWN TO HEAR FRY SNORING.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA

 

††††††††† (Happily) YOUíRE ALIVE!

 

†††† FRY GASPS IN HORROR AS ANDREA GRABS

†††† HIM BY THE NECK AND HUGS HIM TIGHTLY,

†††† SWINGING HIM AROUND.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† ANDREA (CONíT)

 

††††††††† Honey, youíre alive! Iím so

 

††††††††† happy it wasnít that serious!††††

 

††††††††† Can I get you anything? I back

††††

††††††††† rub, breakfast? A dirty magazine?

 

†††† FRY MOANS TIREDLY.

 

††††††††††††††††††††††† FRY

 

††††††††† Itís times like this I wish I

 

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