Futurama "Bender Vs. Andrea" ____________________________________ TAMMY CORIZIS 11 GEORGIA POINTE-CLAIRE QUEBEC H9R-5V7 CANADA PHONE # (514) 697-0917 TELEPLAY BY TAMMY CORIZIS LITEARY AGENT Terry Chase Chenowith 4822 Hollow Corner Rd. #277 Culver City, CA. 90230 ________________________________________________ FADE IN: INT. MALL - DAY. ANDREA WALKS WITH LEELA AND BENDER. LEELA So, did Fry decide to stick to this relationship? ANDREA (Happily) Yep! He finally decided to make a commitment. LEELA Well good, I'm VERY happy for you. And I mean that. You've been miserable since that bad fight with Bender. BENDER CROSSES HIS ARMS. BENDER Forget it Leela, I am NOT apologizing to that bimbo! ANDREA STARTS CRYING. LEELA (Sternly) Bender, you know she’s very sensitive... BENDER TURNS TO ANDREA. BENDER Rot in hell, bitch! ANDREA CRIES ALL OVER LEELA. ANDREA Make him stop! Make him stop! LEELA (Angrily) Bender, apologize to my niece and you might get her forgiveness. After all, the old saying goes: Forgive and -- BENDER (Carelessly) Okay, FINE! (To Andrea) I’m sorry I called you a bitch and a ARMS. FRY Hey... Come here. FRY SITS ON THE COUCH, ANDREA SITS NEXT TO HIM. FRY (CON’T) I bet you he’s gonna come by and apologize to you ANY minute now... A MINUTE PASSES. STILL NOTHING. ANDREA Maybe we should give it a few weeks. I mean, in fights like these, Bender and I don’t even wanna LOOK at each other. Let alone TALK to each other. FRY I’m gonna have a nice long talk with that robot. ANDREA Fry, I’m a police officer. FRY (Stubbornly) So. ANDREA Honey, I don’t need you fighting my battles for me. FRY But -- ANDREA I have a loaded gun in my back pocket. FRY Oh yeah. I remember now... You have... The Badge. THE TELEPHONE RINGS. FRY (CON’T) (Into phone) Hello, Fry’s Apartment... A LINE DEVIDES THE SCREEN. IT SEPARATES BENDER AND FRY. BENDER Yeah, put your girlfriend on the phone. FRY (Covers the phone) Uh oh... THE DEVIDING LINE DISAPPEARS AS ANDREA APPROACHES FRY. ANDREA What’s the matter? FRY It’s for you... ANDREA Oh. It’s probably Leela. FRY Nope. ANDREA Amy? FRY Definitely not. ANDREA TAKES THE PHONE. ANDREA Hello... BENDER (V.O.) (From phone) Andrea... I’m hurting all over. You gotta come down so that I can apologize to ya. FRY CHUCKLES BEHIND ANDREA, WHO HITS HIM ACROSS THE FACE. FRY See? I told you he was a sissy. ANDREA (Into phone) Sure Bender, I can come over... This isn’t one of your sick little pranks is it? Because I know that tone of voice. BENDER (V.O.) (From phone) Hey, would I do that? ANDREA (Into phone) Well, since you sound serious... I’ll be there in twenty minutes. BENDER (V.O.) (From phone) Kill ya -- I mean -- (Snickers) SEE ya later! THE LINE GOES DEAD. ANDREA HANGS UP THE PHONE. ANDREA Gee Fry. You were right. Bender isn’t such a creep after all... FRY Do you want me to come with ya? ANDREA Come on, it’s not like I’m gonna have an affair with the guy... FRY I know... But tonight was one of our favorite nights. ANDREA Put it on hold. My frienship with Bender is hanging on a therad here. FRY Damn. CUT TO: ACT THREE --------- INT. BENDER’S APARTMENT - NIGHT. BENDER SLAVES SOVER A HOT STOVE AND STERS THE SOUP. HE TAKES A SIP THEN SPITS IT OUT. BENDER TERRIBLE! Andrea isn’t gonna wanna eat this crap! (Moans) I’m never gonna impress her. (As he sters) I hope she realizes that the only reason I fight with her is because I like her. THE TOASTER DINGS. BENDER (CON’T) Oooh, the pop tarts are ready! BENDER TAKES OUT THE POP TARTS AND BURNS HIS HAND. HE THEN TURNS ON THE RADIO. “EVEN THE NIGHTS ARE BETTER” STARTS TO PLAY. BENDER Eeew! Gross! BENDER STOPS THE TAPE PLAYER, “I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU” STARTS TO PLAY. BENDER (CON’T) Nah. Too OBVIOUS. BENDER STOPS THE TAPE, THEN PUTS ON “WIND BENEATH MY WINGS. ON BENDER AS HE GOES OVER TO THE STOVE AND CONTINUES TO STER. HE THEN SINGS ALONG WITH THE CHORUS. BENDER & CHORUS Did you ever know that you’re my hero? You’re everything that I hoped you’d be! I can fly higher than an egal ! Because you are the wind beneath my wings... THE DOORBELL RINGS. BENDER LOWERS THE MUSIC, THEN PUTS IN “I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU”. HE AOORIACHES THE DOOR TO SEE ANDREA STANDING THERE IN A DRESS. ANDREA Oh, this isn’t formal... I guess I should go home and change... BENDER LETS ANDREA IN, THEN CLOSES THE DOOR. BENDER Is Fry with you? ANDREA No. Why? BENDER He’s usuallly over-pertective when it comes to these kind of things. ANDREA Why is t here sad depressing love music on? BENDER SHUTS OFF THE RADIO. BENDER Music? I don’t hear any music. ANDREA (Shrugs) Must be coming from next door. BENDER (Smoothly/Sexily) So... Do you dress like that bimbo. ANDREA Apology not accepted! Go to hell and rot, you robo-sexual! LEELA (Angrily) Andrea! BENDER ANGRILY GROWLS UNDER HIS BREATH, ANDREA LOOKS AWAY. BENDER At-ti-tude! ANDREA Watch it, Bender. I’m a chick with a badge! And I can’t WAIT to get home and show Fry my new out-fit. He LOVES me in leather. BENDER He loves you naked too. Then again he’s nothing but a no- good-for-nothing piece of scum. ANDREA SMACKS BENDER ACROSS THE FACE. ANDREA You are SO like my last boy- friend. (Sighs) Bender, I’m sorry. I’m gonna start my rag like any day now and I promised Fry great sex. LEELA No worries Andrea. They say the best time to have sex is when you’re on your rag. BENDER AND ANDREA LOOK AT EACH OTHER DISGUSTED. BENDER & ANDREA Eeew... LEELA It’s sick, but true. FADE TO BLACK: (OPENING THEME AND ANIMATION FOR FUTURAMA PLAYS) ACT TWO ------- INT. FRY’S APARTMENT - NIGHT. ANDREA ENTERS. FRY APPEARS TO BE EXERCISING. ANDREA Hey Fry. FRY Oh, hi Sweetie. Did you have a good time at the mall today? ANDREA Yeah. Natrually, Bender and I had a fight. But that’s isn’t new. We always seem to find at least ONE thing to fight about. If it’s not my hair, then it’s the fact that I’m going out with a lazy no-good- for nothing piece of scum like you. FRY (Amazed) Wow, Bender said all that? ANDREA Well, most of it. FRY Wow! That was really nice of him. ANDREA Wait a minute... You actually APPRECIATE the fact that he said all those insultng things about you? FRY Sweetheart, trust me. All you gotta do is take it like a joke. Ignore it. Eventually, Bender will get the idea that you don’t give a damn and he’ll eventually move on. You know what I mean? If he doesn’t stop bothering you, give him a good kick in the crotch. ANDREA But, robots don’t have -- ANDREA ANGRILY CROSSES HERTICE on their arm. BENDER (Interested) Really? COOL! Maybe I should try that sometime. ANDREA LEANS IN CLOSE TO BENDER, THEN CLOSSES HER ARMS. ANDREA And who are YOU planning on making out with? BENDER TRIES TO KEEP HIS EYES OFF ANDREA. BENDER Oh... Bobody in particular. I was just curious. FADE IN: Oh yeah. I remember now... throne, I would have FADE TO BLACK:FADE TO BLACK: (A little worried) LEELA Andrea, you don’t have a shiny metal... èÎÑjïȼRéⶠtime at the mall today? ANDREA Yeah. Natrually, Bender and I had a fight. But that isn’t new. We always seem to find at least ONE thing to fight about. If it’s not my hair, then it’s the fact that I’m going out with a lazy no-good- for nothing piece of scum like you. FRY (Amazed) Wow, Bender said all that? ANDREA Well, most of it. FRY Wow! That was really nice of him. ANDREA Wait a minute... You actually APPRECIATE the fact that he said all those insultng things about you? FRY Sweetheart, trust me. All you gotta do is take it like a joke. Ignore it. Eventually, Bender will get the idea that you don’t give a damn and he’ll eventually move on. You know what I mean? If he doesn’t stop bothering you, give him a good kick in the crotch. ANDREA But, robots don’t have a crotch. ANDREA ANGRILY CROSSES HER ARMS. FRY Hey... Come here. FRY SITS ON THE COUCH, ANDREA SITS NEXT TO HIM. FRY (CON’T) I bet you he’s gonna come by and apologize to you ANY minute now... A MINUTE PASSES. STILL NOTHING. ANDREA Maybe we should give it a few weeks. I mean, in fights like these, Bender and I don’t even wanna LOOK at each other. Let alone TALK to each other. FRY I’m gonna have a nice long talk with that robot. ANDREA Fry, I’m a police officer. FRY (Stubbornly) So. ANDREA Honey, I don’t need you fighting my battles for me. FRY But -- ANDREA I have a loaded gun in my back pocket. FRY Oh yeah. I remember now... You have... The Badge. THE TELEPHONE RINGS. FRY (CON’T) (Into phone) Hello, Fry’s Apartment... A LINE DEVIDES THE SCREEN. IT SEPARATES BENDER AND FRY. BENDER Yeah, put your girlfriend on the phone. FRY (Covers the phone) Uh oh... THE DEVIDING LINE DISAPPEARS AS ANDREA APPROACHES FRY. ANDREA What’s the matter? FRY It’s for you... ANDREA Oh. It’s probably Leela. FRY Nope. ANDREA Amy? FRY Definitely not. ANDREA TAKES THE PHONE. ANDREA Hello... BENDER (V.O.) (From phone) Andrea... I’m hurting all over. You gotta come down so that I can apologize to ya. FRY CHUCKLES BEHIND ANDREA, WHO HITS HIM IN THE ARM. FRY See? I told you he was a sissy. ANDREA (Into phone) Sure Bender, I can come over... This isn’t one of your sick little pranks is it? Because I know that tone of voice. BENDER (V.O.) (From phone) Hey, would I do that? ANDREA (Into phone) Well, since you sound serious... I’ll be there in twenty minutes. BENDER (V.O.) (From phone) Kill ya -- I mean -- (Snickers) SEE ya later! THE LINE GOES DEAD. ANDREA HANGS UP THE PHONE. ANDREA Gee Fry. You were right. Bender isn’t such a creep after all... FRY Do you want me to come with you? ANDREA Come on, it’s not like I’m gonna have an affair with the guy... FRY I know... But tonight was one of our favorite nights. ANDREA Put it on hold. My friendship with Bender is hanging on a thread here. FRY Damn. CUT TO: ACT THREE --------- INT. BENDER’S APARTMENT - NIGHT. BENDER SLAVES SOVER A HOT STOVE AND STERS THE SOUP. HE TAKES A SIP THEN SPITS IT OUT. BENDER TERRIBLE! Andrea isn’t gonna wanna eat this crap! (Moans) I’m never gonna impress her. (As he sters) I hope she realizes that the only reason I fight with her is because I like her. THE TOASTER DINGS. BENDER (CON’T) Oooh, the pop tarts are ready! BENDER TAKES OUT THE POP TARTS AND BURNS HIS HAND. HE THEN TURNS ON THE RADIO. “EVEN THE NIGHTS ARE BETTER” STARTS TO PLAY. BENDER Eeew! Gross! BENDER STOPS THE TAPE PLAYER, “I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU” STARTS TO PLAY. BENDER (CON’T) Nah. Too OBVIOUS. BENDER STOPS THE TAPE, THEN PUTS ON “WIND BENEATH MY WINGS. ON BENDER AS HE GOES OVER TO THE STOVE AND CONTINUES TO STER. HE THEN SINGS ALONG WITH THE CHORUS. BENDER & CHORUS Did you ever know that you’re my hero? You’re everything that I hoped you’d be! I can fly higher than an egal! Because you are the wind beneath my wings... THE DOORBELL RINGS. BENDER LOWERS THE MUSIC, THEN PUTS IN “I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU”. HE AOORIACHES THE DOOR TO SEE ANDREA STANDING THERE IN A DRESS. ANDREA Oh, this isn’t formal... I guess I should go home and change... BENDER LETS ANDREA IN, THEN CLOSES THE DOOR. BENDER Is Fry with you? ANDREA No. Why? BENDER He’s usuallly over-pertective when it comes to these kind of things. ANDREA Why is t here sad depressing love music on? BENDER SHUTS OFF THE RADIO. BENDER Music? I don’t hear any music. ANDREA (Shrugs) Must be coming from next door. BENDER (Smoothly/Sexily) So... Do you dress like that on ALL your dates? ANDREA Get real. It’s the out-fit I bought at the mall, remember? BENDER Oh yeah. The one I said that made you look skinnier than you already are. I remember that one. I was just being a jack-ass. ANDREA Duh! And Bender, this is NOT a date. I have a boyfriend and he’s the greatest guy in the entire world. BENDER The moron even drank an emperor. ANDREA Hey, if I was dying of thirst and I just HAPPENED to see a bottle of water sitting by a throne, I would of done the EXACT same thing. BENDER Oh yeah?! ANDREA YEAH! BENDER Well, if you’re gonna be a bitch, then get the hell out of my apartment! ANDREA (Angrily) Fine! You know something?! I never wanna speak to you again! BENDER Fine! ANDREA FINE! BENDER There’s the bloody door! ANDREA I’ll leave as soon as I call my boyfriend to come and get me. BENDER What? You can’t walk on your own two legs? Get out, out, OUT! I try to be nice to you, you try to be nice to me. It just doesn’t work. I guess we shouldn’t even be associating with each other anymore. ANDREA (As she leaves) I was JUST about to say the same thing! Jack ass! BENDER Ah, go to hell! ANDREA Fine. I freakin’ will! ANDREA SLAMS THE DOOR ON HER WAY OUT. BENDER WATCHES HER GO. ACT FOUR -------- EXT. STREET - NIGHT. ANDREA WALKS HOME. IT STARTS RAINING. LEELA APPROACHES ANDREA IN HER CRUSOR AND STOPS IN FRONT OF ANDREA. LEELA Oh my God, what happened? ANDREA Dinner hadn’t even started yet and Bender and I got into a terrible fight. Can you give me a lift home? LEELA Sure. ANDREA GETS ON THE CRUSOR. FADE TO BLACK: ACT FIVE -------- INT. FRY’S APARTMENT - DAY. A HEAVY RAIN FALLS OUTSIDE. ANDREA SITS BY THE WINDOW, DEPRESSED. FRY Come on, Andrea. Just talk to the guy! ANDREA No freakin’ way! FRY Sweetheart, you’re making this very difficult on all of us. ANDREA Oh, sure. Blame ME for Bender’s attitude problem. FRY I’m not blaming you, Andrea. I mean, if you and Bender don’t make-up, then how the hell are we supposed to be a group any- more? ANDREA Easily. We can kick HIM out. FRY He was there first. I wasn’t even expecting you to show up in the year three thousand. ANDREA Humph. Shows how much YOU care. FRY Look, Bender is my best friend, YOU’RE my girlfriend. The one person that I decided to spend the rest of my life with. I’m afraid I can’t do that with my best friend because he’s a guy and -- ANDREA So, you’d rather choose Bender over me. (Carelessly) Fine. I don’t give a damn. Just remember Fry, he can never give you what I gave you. FRY FOLLOWS ANDREA AS SHE HEADS INTO THE BEDROOM AND STARTS PACKING. FRY Honey, don’t leave. I’ll find SOME way to work things out. ANDREA Now you’re gonna go crawling back to Leela and tell her what a bitch I’ve been so she’ll feel sorry for you. Honestly Fry, you haven’t changed one bit. You are STILL predictable. FRY GRABS ANDREA BY THE ARM. FRY You’re not leaving. ANDREA (Angrily) Let me go Fry! FRY I can’t. I love you too much. ANDREA It doesn’t show! FRY SLAPS ANDREA ACROSS THE FACE, SHE STARES AT HIM IN SHOCK. FRY Oh my God! I can’t believe I did that! FADE TO BLACK: ACT SIX ------- INT. BAR - DAY. LEELA SITS AT A BOOTH WITH ANDREA AND BENDER. BENDER CAN ONLY STARE AT ANDREA IN SHOCK. BENDER The bastard hit you? ANDREA Yeah. But I don’t think Fry MEANT to hit me. LEELA Andrea, do you think Fry is becoming abusive? I mean, he attacked you once and he’s bound to do it again. ANDREA Not Fry. Once he realizes he did something wrong the first time, he’d NEVER do it again. And this is definitely some- thing he could never do a second time. (Gulps) I hope... BENDER Hey, don’t worry. He’s not gonna get anywhere NEAR you. LEELA Did you call the police? ANDREA HOLDS OUT HER BADGE. ANDREA Leela, I AM the law! LEELA (Realizing) Oh, yeah. BENDER So, the next time he threatens YOU, take out that long black stick and beat him over the head with it. ANDREA You really think that would work? BENDER Well, it might not teach him a lesson, but at least he’ll get some GREAT sense knocked into him. ANDREA Hmm... Well, Fry knows I’m off duty now so he’s bound to come through that door ANY minute now. FRY ENTERS THE BAR COMPLETELY DRESSED IN LEATHER. EVERYONE STARES AT HIM. FRY I’m lookin’ for Andrea Andrews. ANDREA GULPS. FRY SEES HER, THEN WALKS OVER TO HER, COOLY. BENDER (Sarcastically) Oh, nice digs. Did your Mommy pick them out for you? ANDREA (Whispering) Bender, I bought him that. BENDER Oops. Sorry Andrea. ANDREA And I’m sorry about before. BENDER Me too. Friends? ANDREA Friends. BENDER AND ANDREA SHAKE HANDS. LEELA (Happily) Oh, that’s so sweet! I’m so proud of you guys! FRY GRABS ANDREA BY THE ARM. FRY You, come with me. ANDREA Bite my shiny metal! BENDER You go girl! FRY Don’t make a scene, Andrea. ANDREA Hey, I’m perfectly calm and relaxed. YOU’RE the one that’s making a scene Fry. Kindly let go before I do something I’ll regret. FRY You can’t even stand up to Bender. Do you honestly think you can stand up to me? ANDREA PULLS BACK HER ARM, READY TO PUNCH FRY. FRY SLAPS HER IN THE FACE. ANDREA DOES A ROUND-HOUSE KICK AND SENDS FRY FLYING INTO A TABLE. LEELA (To Bender) I taught her that move. FRY GETS UP AND THROWS ANDREA ON HER BACK. ANDREA THEN GRABS FRY BY HIS SHOULDERS AND KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH, SENDING HIM FLYING ACROSS THE ROOM. LEELA (CON’T) Boy, she’s using every move I ever taught her. (Wipes away a tear) She knows how to make an aunt proud... FRY THROWS ANDREA INTO A WALL, THEN GRABS HER BY THE NECK. FRY Listen bitch. Don’t mess around with me. Come back to the apartment so we can work things out. ANDREA KICKS FRY IN HIS LOWER AREA. FRY BENDS DOWN AND MOANS IN PAIN. FRY (CON’T) Andrea! ANDREA Sorry Sweetie, but you’re WAY out of line. I’d like to go back to the apartment with you, but not until you change. FRY GETS UP AND PUSHES ANDREA INTO THE WALL ONCE MORE. ANDREA GASPS AS FRY GETS ON TOP OF HER AND TRIES TO STRANGLE HER. LEELA GRABS FRY BY HIS SHIRT COLLAR AND HOLDS HIM UP IN THE AIR. BENDER HELPS ANDREA UP AS SHE WRAPS HER FINGERS AROUND HER THROAT GASPING FOR AIR. LEELA If you ever come near my niece again. I will SERIOUSLY kick your ass. Do you understand me Fry? FRY (Sarcastically) Yes Princess Leela... LOUD SIRENS STARTLE THE COSTOMERS IN THE BAR. LEELA HELPS ANDREA UP AND BRINGS HER OVER TO FRY. ANDREA Fry, I still love you... THREE COPS COME IN AND PLACE HAND- CUFFS ON FRY. ANDREA (CON’T) But your violent attitude has got to stop. FRY AND ANDREA STARE AT ONE ANOTHER SADLY AS THE COPS TAKE FRY AWAY. BENDER (Carelessly) Take him away boys. ROBO-CHIEF Hey, that’s my line. FADE TO BLACK: ACT SEVEN --------- INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - DAY. ANDREA ENTERS WEARING HER UNIFORM. LEELA AND BENDER STAND BESIDE HER. ANDREA I’d like to see the prisoner. ROBO-COP #1 Which one? ANDREA Fry. ROBO-COP #2 Miss Andrews...Ü¥eam NOT apologizing to that bimbo! ANDREA STARTS CRYING. LEELA (Sternly) Bender, you know she’s very sensitive... BENDER TURNS TO ANDREA. BENDER Rot in hell, bitch! ANDREA CRIES ALL OVER LEELA. ANDREA Make him stop! Make him stop! LEELA (Angrily) Bender, apologize to my niece and you might get her forgiveness. After all, the old saying goes: Forgive and -- BENDER (Carelessly) Okay, FINE! (To Andrea) I’m sorry I called you a bitch and a bimbo. ANDREA Apology not accepted! Go to hell and rot, you robo-sexual! LEELA (Angrily) Andrea! BENDER ANGRILY GROWLS UNDER HIS BREATH, ANDREA LOOKS AWAY. BENDER At-ti-tude! ANDREA Watch it, Bender. I’m a chick with a badge! And I can’t WAIT to get home and show Fry my new out-fit. He LOVES me in leather. BENDER He loves you naked too. Then again he’s nothing but a no- good-for-nothing piece of scum. ANDREA SMACKS BENDER ACROSS THE FACE. ANDREA You are SO like my last boy- friend. (Sighs) Bender, I’m sorry. I’m gonna start my rag like any day now and I promised Fry great sex. LEELA No worries Andrea. They say the best time to have sex is when you’re on your rag. BENDER AND ANDREA LOOK AT EACH OTHER DISGUSTED. BENDER & ANDREA Eeew... LEELA It’s sick, but true. FADE TO BLACK: (OPENING THEME AND ANIMATION FOR FUTURAMA PLAYS) ACT TWO ------- INT. FRY’S APARTMENT - NIGHT. ANDREA ENTERS. FRY APPEARS TO BE EXERCISING. ANDREA Hey Fry. FRY Oh, hi Sweetie. Did you have a good time at the mall today? ANDREA Yeah. Natrually, Bender and I had a fight. But that’s isn’t new. We always seem to find at least ONE thing to fight about. If it’s not my hair, then it’s the fact that I’m going out with a lazy no-good- for nothing piece of scum like you. FRY (Amazed) Wow, Bender said all that? ANDREA Well, most of it. FRY Wow! That was really nice of him. ANDREA Wait a minute... You actually APPRECIATE the fact that he said all those insultng things about you? FRY Sweetheart, trust me. All you gotta do is take it like a joke. Ignore it. Eventually, Bender will get the idea that you don’t give a damn and he’ll eventually move on. You know what I mean? If he doesn’t stop bothering you, give him a good kick in the crotch. ANDREA But, robots don’t have -- ANDREA ANGRILY CROSSES HERçJ-TÇ_YkFwSηÙit was all those years of anger that I tried to hide. They had to be released. So, I took the anger out on you. ANDREA SITS BESIDE FRY ON A BENCH. ANDREA I told them to give you a cell with a view. FRY Yeah well, that’s the way life is. ANDREA I’m willing to give you one more chance Fry. FRY (Happily) Really? ANDREA Of course. Bender and I are the best of friends now. This past week we’ve done everything together. But, don’t worry, Leela and Amy were with us to make sure we didn’t get too carried away. You see Fry, you’re the only guy that I could ever love. Bender is like family. Do you follow? FRY I follow. ANDREA Good. So, you know that Bender and I never did anything. Right? FRY Duh! ANDREA Good. I brought your bail money. FRY JUMPS UP HAPPILY. FRY WOO HOO! ANDREA Now let’s never speak of this conversation again. CUT TO: ACT EIGHT --------- EXT. ZOO - DAY. FRY, ANDREA, LEELA, BENDER, AND AMY WALK DOWN A PATH. FRY I was so stupid! I can’t believe I had a fight with my girlfriend. AMY These things happen in relation- ships. BENDER And what the hell are YOU supposed to be? The Lovelorn? AMY Go stuff yourself. ANDREA I’m just glad everything is back to normal. FRY Yeah, me too. LEELA Um, guys... Why the hell are we at a zoo? ANDREA I don’t know. Fry? FRY Beats the hell out of me. ANDREA Who wants to feed Bender to the tigers? EVERYBODY RAISES THEIR HAND. ALL (Excitedly) Oh, me! Me! BENDER (Angrily) Hey! ANDREA (Sweetly) Kidding! BENDER You little nut... FRY Hey, who wants to go see a wrestling match? ANDREA Um, Fry... Nothing that has to do with fighting, okay? BENDER Yeah. I wonder where he gets it from. Apology not accepted! Go to …·z on ALL your dates? ANDREA Get real. It’s the out-fit I bought at the mall, remember? BENDER Oh yeah. The one I said that made you look skinnier than you already are. I remember that one. I was just being a jack-ass. ANDREA Duh! And Bender, this is NOT a date. I have a boyfriend and he’s the greatest guy in the entire world. BENDER The moron even drank an emperor. ANDREA Hey, if I was dying of thirst and I just HAPPENED to see a bottle of water sitting by a throne, I would of done the EXACT same thing. BENDER Oh yeah?! ANDREA YEAH! BENDER Well, if you’re gonna be a bitch, then get the hell out of my apartment! ANDREA (Angrily) Fine! You know something?! I never wanna speak to you again! BENDER Fine! ANDREA FINE! BENDER There’s the bloody door! ANDREA I’ll leave as soon as I call my boyfriend to come and get me. BENDER What? You can’t walk on your own two legs? Get out, out, OUT! I try to be nice to you, you try to be nice to me. It just doesn’t work. I guess we shouldn’t even be associating with each other anymore. ANDREA (As she leaves) I was JUST about to say the same thing! ANDREA SLAMS THE DOOR ON HER WAY OUT. BENDER WATCHES HER GO. ACT FOUR -------- EXT. STREET - NIGHT. ANDREA WALKS HOME. IT STARTS RAINING. LEELA APPROACHES ANDREA IN HER CRUSOR AND STOPS IN FRONT OF ANDREA. LEELA Oh my God, what happened? ANDREA Dinner hadn’t even started yet and Bender and I got into a terrible fight. Can you give me a lift home? LEELA Sure. ANDREA GETS ON THE CRUSOR. FADE TO BLACK: ACT FIVE --------