Futurama
"Bender’s Organization"
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TAMMY CORIZIS
11 GEORGIA
POINTE-CLAIRE
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CANADA
PHONE # (514) 697-0917
TELEPLAY
BY
TAMMY
CORIZIS
LITEARY AGENT
Terry Chase Chenowith
4822 Hollow Corner Rd. #277
Culver City, CA. 90230
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FADE IN:
INT.
RESTAURANT - DAY.
BENDER SITS
AT A BOOTH WITH ANDREA.
A COUPLE OF
TEENAGERS STARE AT THEM
WEIRDLY.
BENDER
(To to
the teenagers) If I had
four
more fingers I’d give you
TEN
good reasons not to look
at me.
THE
TEENAGERS LOOK AWAY AND START
CHATTING TO
ONE ANOTHER.
ANDREA
Actually
Bender, I think they’re
staring
at you because you’re
here
dating a human instead of
a
robot.
BENDER
Who the
hell cares?
FADE TO BLACK:
(OPENING
THEME AND ANIMATION FOR FUTURAMA
PLAYS)
INT.
RESTAURANT - DAY. (2ND UNIT)
BENDER LOOKS
ANNOYED.
ANDREA
Well,
we could always go somewhere
else.
BENDER
No way!
This is my favorite joint.
Come
on, I’ll introduce you to
some of
my buddies. (Excitedly)
They’ll
love ya!
ANDREA
(Unsurely)
I don’t know...
BENDER
Why are
you so negative about
yourself?
ANDREA
Because
I’m a human... They might
not
like me.
BENDER
Well,
they might tease ya for a
while.
But you’ll get used to it.
BENDER GRABS
ANDREA BY THE ARM AND
PULLS HER
UP.
FRY, LEELA,
AND AMY ENTER THE
RESTAURANT.
FRY
(To Leela)
Uh oh, there’s Andrea.
How do
I look?
LEELA
The
same way you do everytime she
sees
you.
FRY SIGHS
RELIEVED.
AMY
Why
don’t you just go over there
and
talk to her?
FRY
Because
she hates my guts.
AMY
I’ll
give you eighty bucks.
FRY
That’s
bribe!
AMY
(Cutely)
I know.
AMY HANDS
FRY EIGHTY DOLLARS. AFTER
COUNTING THE
MONEY, HE WALKS OVER TO
ANDREA AND
BENDER.
FRY
Hey
Andrea.
ANDREA
(Carelessly)
Oh, hi Fry.
FRY
Do you
wanna go see a movie? I
have
eighty dollars.
ANDREA
Actually
Fry, Bender was JUST
about
to introduce me to a few
friends
of his. Weren’t you,
Bender?
BENDER
Uh...
Yeah.
FRY
(To
Bender) They’re not robots
are
they?
BENDER
Of
course they are. And we have
our own
secret organization too.
FRY
(Interested)
Really... Who runs it?
BENDER
Well,
I’m VICE President.
ANDREA
(Surprised)
Really?
BENDER
Yep. I was
gonna introduce Andrea
to the
head Chief.
FRY
Are you
crazy? They’ll kill her
the
minute she walks in. Maybe I
should
go with her too.
ANDREA
Oh Fry,
you’re so brave and daring.
FRY PULLS
ANDREA AWAY.
FRY
What’s going
on between you two?
Are you
guys DATING?
ANDREA
We’re
just FRIENDS. He’s a cool
guy to
hang out with.
FRY
If you
like him so much, why
don’t
you marry him?
ANDREA
Maybe I
will.
FRY
Fine
then, go ahead.
ANDREA
Good.
FRY
I know
it’s good.
ANDREA
Oh Fry,
I wouldn’t get far
with
Bender. Plus how do robots
do it?
(Screaming) What’ll the
kids
look like?!
A FEMALE
DROID PART HUMAN PART ROBOT
WALKS BY
CARRYING A TREY.
PETRA
Can I
get you guys anything?
EVERYONE
SHIVERS. BENDER SEES PETRA’S
ROBOT SIDE.
BENDER
(To
Petra) Hey baby!
SHE TURNS HE
SEES HER HUMAN SIDE.
BENDER
(CON’T)
Eeew...
PETRA JUST
WALKS AWAY.
BENDER
(In his
head) Must kill the humans,
must
kill the humans... Must kill
the
humans. Must kill the humans...
FRY
So, are
we going or not?
BENDER
(Angrily)
Shut up! You’re
interrupting
my thoughts! (In his
head)
Must kill the humans...
Must
kill the humans... Must kill
the --
CUT TO:
EXT. ROBOT
ORGANIZATION - NIGHT.
BENDER, FRY,
AND ANDREA WALK AROUND A
GIANT CAVE
IN CLOAKS.
FRY
Um,
Bender... Why are we dressed
like
Munks?
BENDER
To honor
the Honored One of
course.
ANDREA
(To
Fry) Robots are WEIRD...
FRY
Mmm
hmm.
BENDER
Now,
you guys have to be quiet
while I
go in and find the Chief.
Wait
here until I come back out.
ANDREA CROSSES
HER ARMS AND LEANS
AGAINST THE
CAVE AS BENDER GOES INSIDE.
FIVE MINUTES
PASS.
FRY
He’s
not coming back.
ANDREA
I can’t
believe he stood us up
like
that.
FRY
Wanna
go see that movie?
ANDREA
(Unsurely)
Well...
FRY
We’ll
go as friends.
ANDREA
Let’s
give Bender two more minutes.
FRY
(Sighs)
Okay...
BENDER COMES
OUT, EXCITEDLY.
BENDER
Okay
guys, come the hell in!
ANDREA AND
FRY ENTER THE CAVE. A DOOR
SLAMS SHUT
BEHIND THEM.
FRY HOLDS
ANDREA’S HAND, SCARED.
ANDREA
So,
what’s this place like?
BENDER
You’ll
see.
A BAT FLIES
DOWN FROM THE CEILING
AND ATTACKS
ANDREA.
ANDREA
PROTECTS HER LONG BROWN HAIR.
ANDREA
Gah!
BENDER STARTS
HUMMING THE BAT MAN
THEME.
BENDER
Da, na,
na, na... (Stops)
I have
a new idea for
a comic
book! A man gets bit
by a
bat and that MAN has super
natural
BAT powers. I think we’ll
call
him... Bat Bot! Something,
something,
something, something,
something,
something, something,
something,
BAT BOT! BAT BOT!
Something.
ANDREA
That’s
been done.
BENDER
SILENCE!
You shall not speak
to the
Vice President that way!
FRY HIDES
BEHIND ANDREA AS SHE TIES
HER HAIR IN
A PONYTAIL.
BENDER
(CON’T)
Ah,
just kidding guys. (Burps)
I get a
little growchy when I’m
gasey.
ANDREA
Sick.
FADE TO BLACK:
INT. CAVE -
NIGHT.
ANDREA WALKS
CLOSE TO FRY WHILE BENDER
LEADS THE WAY
HOLDING A LANTERN.
BENDER
You
guys are gonna love this
place.
We have music, dancing...
HOOK --
Er, GIRLS! (To Fry) And
robot
girls.
FRY
Sorry
but I’m only interested in
one.
FRY LOOKS AT
ANDREA, WHO SMILES AT
HIM.
FRY
(CON’T)
And
she’s my own species.
BENDER
Everybody’s
a critic.
FRY SPOTS A
SODA MACHINE AND WALKS
OVER TO IT
AS ANDREA CROSSES HER ARMS.
FRY
Oooh, a
Soda Machine!
CUT TO:
INT. PLANET
EXPRESS - DAY.
ANDREA WALKS
IN, EXHAUSTED.
LEELA
Rough
night?
FRANSWORTH
ENTERS JUST AS ANDREA
FALLS ASLEEP
ON THE TABLE.
FRANSWORTH
(Claps
twice) Up, up!
ANDREA MOANS
AS FRANSWORTH SITS
HER UP.
FRANSWORTH
(CON’T)
You
have a busy day today.
ANDREA
(Moans)
Ooooo...
FRANSWORTH
Don’t
“ooooo” me, young lady.
Come
on, up you go.
FRANSWORTH
STANDS ANDREA UP. SHE LEANS
ON FRY.
LEELA
Fry,
you didn’t take her out all
night
did you?
FRY
No... What
makes you suspect that?
LEELA
Because
she looks like crap.
ANDREA
(In her
sleep) Must kill all the
humans...
Must kill all the humans...
EVERYONE
LOOKS AT ANDREA WEIRDLY.
FRY
Uh...
Yeah. ANYWAYS, Bender took
me and Andrea
out last night. He
just
showed the both of us how to
have a
good time.
ANDREA
(In her
sleep) Must kill all the
humans,
must kill all the humans...
LEELA
(While
crossing her arms) Must have
been
some good time...
AMY
So,
where do we have to delievr
this
package, Leela?
WHILE LEELA
EXPLAINS, FRY TRIES TO
MAKE ANDREA
COMFORTABLE AS SHE TRIES
TO GRAB ONTO
HIS SHOULDERS.
LEELA
Well,
we’re going to Pluto.
FRY
(Drops
Andrea) Pluto?!
ANDREA FALLS
TO THE FLOOR WITH A
THUD.
ANDREA
Ow!
FRY
That’s
the coldest Planet!
LEELA
I know.
BENDER
So, why
the hell are we going
there
then?
LEELA
We have
to deliver a bunch of
fishing
rods so the fishermen
can go
ice fishing.
FRY
There’s
ice fishing on Pluto?
AMY
Oh yes.
They’re most known for
it.
It’s the main attraction...
IN THE
BACKGROUND, BENDER TRIES TO
HELP ANDREA
TO HER FEET. HE THROWS
HER ON A NEARBY
CHAIR.
THE CHAIR
SPINS AROUND, AND SHE
GOES FLYING
ON THE TABLE, CURLS UP,
AND FALLS
BACK TO SLEEP.
FRY
Maybe
Andrea should stay here.
LEELA
I know
what’ll get her up...
LEELA PUTS A
COFFEE CUP UNDER ANDREA’S
NOSE.
ANDREA SLOWLY
OPENS HER EYES, SITS UP
AND TAKES
THE COFFEE CUP.
LEELA
(CON’T)
Good
girl, now get on the ship.
LEELA HOLDS
THE COFFEE CUP OUT WHILE
WALKING TO
THE SHIP. ANDREA FOLLOWS.
FRY
Wow!
That’s amazing.
FRANSWORTH
Leela
sure knows her niece well.
FRY
Mmm
hmm.
CUT TO:
INT.
FRANSWORTH’S SHIP - DAY.
ANDREA SITS
DOWN AND TAKES THE COFFEE
FROM LEELA.
BENDER SITS
BESIDE HER.
ANDREA
Are we
there yet?
BENDER
Not
yet. Hey, the REAL reason
we’re going
to Pluto is
because
we have to plant a bomb
on
Mount Ice Burg. Remember that
was
part of your initiation?
ANDREA
Must
kill all the humans, must
kill
all the humans...
BENDER
That a
girl.
EXT. PLUTO -
DAY.
VERY LITTLE
LIGHT.
LEELA, AMY,
ANDREA, FRY, AND BENDER
CLIMB OUT OF
THE SHIP.
ANDREA
SHIVERS ENDLESSLY.
FRY GIVES
HER HIS JACKET.
FRY
Here
you go, Sweetie.
BENDER
What
about me?
FRY
Just a
quick kiss. I don’t want
people
to think that we’re Robo-
Sexuals,
okay?
FRY GIVES
BENDER A KISS BUT STICKS
TO HIS FACE.
FRY
(CON’T)
What
the --
LEELA
The
planet is so cold that you
can’t
touch anything or you’ll
be
stuck there forever.
FRY
I have
an idea...
INT.
FRANSWORTH’S SHIP - DAY.
BENDER AND
FRY ENTER THE SHIP.
FRY PULLS
AWAY FROM BENDER AND THEY
FALL TO THE
FLOOR.
FRY’S LIPS
ARE NOW OFF BENDER’S
CHEEK.
BENDER
I felt
like a conjoined twin
for a minute
there. Hey, this
is
pretty awkward...
LEELA
(Enters)
What are you guys doing
in
here?
FRY
Uhh --
Bonding! We certainly
weren’t
making out. (To Leela)
Not
that you were THINKING that.
LEELA
(Unsurely)
Uhh... Yeah.
FADE TO BLACK:
EXT. MOUNT
ICE BURG - DAY.
ANDREA, FRY,
AND BENDER CLIMB UP THE
SIDE OF THE
MOUNTAIN.
FRY
I can’t
make it anymore, so...
Tired.
THE CAMERA
PULLS BACK TO REVEAL THAT
THEY’VE
CLIMBED TWO METERS.
BENDER
Where’s
Andrea?
PAN TO A SKI
LIFT
ANDREA IS
DRINKING HOT COCO.
ANDREA
Hi
guys!
FRY AND
BENDER LOOK UP.
FRY
(Looks
up disbelieved) Huh?
A BUBBLE OF
HOMER APPEARS BESIDE
FRY’S HEAD.
HOMER
IN BUBBLE
Do’h!
INT. PLUTO’S
DINER - DAY.
AMY AND
LEELA SIT AT A TABLE WITH A
BUNCH OF
FISHERMEN.
THEY FACE
THE WINDOW.
LEELA
They’ve
been gone a really long
time.
AMY
Well,
at least we’re inside and
not
outside.
LEELA GETS UP,
BUT A SCARF FALLS OUT
OF HER BAG.
LEELA
Oh
dear...
AMY
(Annoyed)
What is it THIS time?
LEELA
Andrea
forgot her scarf... She’ll
freeze
to death.
AMY
I don’t
see what YOU’RE so worried
about.
She has two guys that can
keep
her warm. But we’re stuck with
these
smelley fishermen... Yuck.
LEELA
Yeah,
but Bender’s not gonna be
supplying
her with much heat.
AMY
Well,
at least they’re keeping us
fed.
A FISHERMAN PLACES
A ONE-EYED FISH IN
FRONT OF
AMY.
AMY
(CON’T)
Oh no,
I couldn’t possibly...
FISHERMAN
Eat
it...
AMY
Well,
if you insist that I --
THE
FISHERMAN SHOVES THE FISH IN
AMY’S MOUTH.
AMY LOOKS
DISGUSTED.
CUT TO:
EXT. MOUNT
ICE BURG - CAVE - DAY.
BENDER IS
RADDLING LIKE A TIN CAN
SITTING IN
THE SNOW DRINKING ANTI-
FREEZE.
FRY
GIVE ME
SOME OF THAT!
FRY DRINKS
SOME OF THE ANTI-FREEZE.
BENDER
But
it’s Anti-Freeze!
FRY SPITS
THE ANTI-FREEZE ALL OVER
ANDREA.
FRY
(To
Bender) The one time you
share
and it’s Anti-Freeze!
ANDREA
Wow!
We’re up far!
FRY
Wow!
We’re at the North Pole!
AN IMAGE OF
A CANDY CANE APPEARS.
ANDREA
Wait a
minute, this isn’t a
a desert.
Why are we seeing
things?
ANDREA READS
THE MANUAL FOR THE BOMB.
ANDREA
(CON’T)
(Reading)
Okay, first we
inspect
the bomb. See if the
detonator
is up.
BENDER HOLDS
UP THE BOMB.
FRY
This button?
(Pushes the button)
Look!
This thing has a clock in
it! Why
is it going down like
that?
ANDREA LOOKS
UP FROM THE MANUAL.
ANDREA
You
idiot! RUN!
FRY LOOKS AT
THE BOMB AND STARTS
RUNNING WITH
IT STILL IN HIS HANDS.
BENDER AND
ANDREA ARE RUNNING WITH
THEIR EARS
COVERED.
FRY
Wait!
You guys forgot the bomb!
ANDREA
We’re
running FROM the bomb!
BENDER
Drop it
you idiot!
FRY REMAINS
STILL, LOOKING AT THE
BOMB AND
THEN AT ANDREA AND BENDER.
ANDREA
STOPS.
ANDREA
(Calmly)
Run...
FRY STARTS
RUNNING.
BENDER
What’s
the bomb at?!
FRY RUNS
BACK TO LOOK AT THE BOMB.
FRY
(Bends
down) ONE MINUTE!
ANDREA
FRY!!!!!
ANDREA RUNS
TOWARD FRY AND GRABS HIM
BENDER LIES ON
THE GROUND.
BENDER
Get on,
I’m now an official
sled!
FRY AND
ANDREA SIT ON BENDER’S BACK.
ANDREA HOLDS
ONTO FRY TIGHTLY AS
BENDER TRIES
TO LAUNCH HIMSELF DOWN
THE
MOUNTAIN.
HE DOES NOT
BUDGE.
THEY WAIT
IMPAIENTLY.
BENDER
(CON’T)
Uh...
Just give me a sec!
FRY CROSSES
HIS ARMS AND STARTS TO
WHISTLE.
ANDREA LOOKS BORED.
THE BOMB
GOES OFF AND BENDER GOES
FLYING DOWN
THE MOUNTAIN.
ANDREA
& FRY
Wooo
hoo!!!!!!!!
INT.
RESTAURANT - DAY.
LEELA LOOKS OUT
THE WINDOW, A WORRIED
LOOK APPEARS
ON HER FACE.
LEELA
What
was that?
FISHERMAN
It was
nothing. Just a tiny
Earthquake.
AMY
(Gasps)
Oh my God... Is that
Bender
sliding down the mountain
with
Fry and Andrea on his back?
LEELA
WHAT?!
That’s it. This is the
last
time I take Andrea to the
Planet
Pluto. She’s gonna get
herself
killed.
EXT. MOUNT
ICE BURG - DAY.
FRY AND
ANDREA COVER THEIR EYES AS
A TREE COMES
INTO VIEW.
BENDER
One of you
has to watch where
we’re
going here!
ANDREA
Yeah
you!
FRY
You do
it, Andrea!
ANDREA
But
you’re in my way!
FRY
Wanna
change spots?
ANDREA
No, I
do not want to change
spots.
FRY UNCOVERS
HIS EYES AND GRABS ONTO
BENDER’S
NECK.
FRY
Fine,
I’ll stear. We’ll go LEFT.
FRY MOVES
BENDER LEFT AND THEY PASS
A TREE,
NARROWLY SMACKING INTO IT.
ANDREA
Uh oh!
It’s the end of the
mountain!
EVERYBODY
SCREAMS.
BENDER GOES FLYING
OFF THE MOUNTAIN.
ANDREA HOLDS
ONTO FRY TIGHTLY.
THEY GO
THROUGH A SNOW BANK.
INT. SNOW
BANK - DAY.
THE EMPEROR
PULLS BENDER, FRY AND
ANDREA DOWN
A LONG DARK HOLE.
FRY
Damn
it, that hurt my rear!
ANDREA
Where
the hell are we?
EMPEROR
Our
Secret Robot Organization
Headquarters.
This is the main
entrance.
FRY AND
ANDREA LOOK AROUND, AMAZED.
FRY
& ANDREA
Cool...
BENDER
Yeah,
yeah, yeah. (Sarcastically)
It’s
like nothing you’ve ever
seen
before. Now let’s get out of
here
before someone hears up
on the
surface.
EMPEROR
You are
wise, Bender. Your friends
will
make great slaves.
BENDER
(Gasps)
Slaves?! I took them here
for the
initiation!
ANDREA ANGRILY
TURNS TO BENDER.
ANDREA
SLAVES
Bender?
BENDER
Hey, HE
told me for initiation!
Northing
about slavery.
EMPEROR
We
could use a waitress.
ANDREA
(Excitedly)
Waitress? I can be a
waitress.
No problem. Is the out
fit
trampy?
EMPEROR
Trampy?
Oh dear God. No. Do you
think
all you will be doing is
serving
food? You’ll have to
preform.
BENDER
SNICKERS AND TAKES ANDREA’S
HANDS.
BENDER
I dare
you to preform “See My
Breasts.”
FRY LOOKS
CONFUSED AS HE STARES AT
ANDREA.
FRY
“See My
Breasts”?
ANDREA
LAUGHS NERVOUSLY.
FADE TO BLACK:
EXT. SNOW
BANK - DAY.
LEELA AND
AMY APPEAR IN SNOW SUITS.
LEELA
Well, I
found Andrea’s scrunchy.
AMY
Maybe they’re
burried under the
snow?
LEELA
Oh my
God! That’s a possibility!
Quick
Amy, grab a shovel.
AMY
Where
are we gonna get a shovel
in the
middle of nowhere?
LEELA
Why
don’t you just go buy one?
AMY
I left my
money back at Planet
Express.
I didn’t think we’d be
needing
it.
LEELA SLAPS
HERSELF IN THE FOREHEAD.
INT. ROBOT
ORGANIZATION - DAY.
ANDREA GETS
WHIPPED IN THE BEHIND AS
SHE WALKS BY
A FEW ROBOTS SITTING AT
A NEARBY
TABLE.
THEY ALL LAUGH
ENDLESSLY.
BENDER
Go easy
on Andrea boys! You can
smack
Fry all you like.
FRY APPEARS
IN A LITTLE TRAMPY DRESS
WITH LIP
STICK ALL OVER HIS FACE.
PETRA WALKS
BY THE ROBOT GANG ONE
SLAPS HER
HUMAN SIDE.
PETRA
On the metal
boys, on the metal.
ANDREA
(Sternly)
So, this is what your
little
organization is like...
(Sarcastically)
Fun.
FRY
APPROACHES BENDER WITH A RIPPED
SHIRT.
FRY
Bender,
I want out.
ANDREA
Fry,
you look like crap what the
hell
happened?
FRY
I was
cleaning out the Emperor’s
office
when his bloody dog attacked
me.
ANDREA
My poor
baby...
ANDREA
KISSES FRY, A PERVERTED ROBOT
SLAPS HIM
ACROSS THE ASS.
BENDER
BABY is
right. Get back in there
and
finish the job or there’s no
supper
for either of you tonight.
ANDREA
(As she
walks away) This blows.
FRY THROWS
HIS SHIRT ON THE FLOOR
BUT A BRA IS
REVEALED. TWO ORANGES
FALL OUT. HE
WALKS AWAY WITH ANDREA.
FRY
Yeah. I
miss the old Bender.
That
guy had class. SORT of.
ANDREA
(Sadly)
Yeah...
A SAD LOOK
APPEARS ON BENDER’S FACE.
LEELA AND
AMY FALL THROUGH THE ROOF
AND LAND IN
FRONT OF FRY AND ANDREA.
LEELA
Hee,
hee... Oops.
AMY
Wow!
What a great place to hide
a
secret organization inhabited
by
killer robots!
FADE OUT:
THE END